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@MaTeO83

Trolling since '83.Welcome to my blog. Here I post everything I like. You might like it too. Thanks for the follows guys. Enjoy. :D

Well, on my planet, there’s a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that dancing, well, it’s the greatest thing there is.

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I’m so fancy. 
#dogsofinstagram

I’m so fancy.
#dogsofinstagram

They got my dick message!

—Peter Quill (Chris Pratt), Guardians of the Galaxy (via giraffology)

"Or we could just get it first and improvise!"

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Peter Jason Quill. He’s also known as Star-Lord. Who calls him that? Himself, mostly. Wanted mostly on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud.

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